December 2007
2 posts
Amazon.com: MANGROOMER Do-It-Yourself Electric... →
“who pays retail anymore anyways? just newegg that bitch and split”
– [ OT] CompUSA going out of business - dslreports.com
July 2007
1 post
Chris Farley Reincarnated as Baby Girl →
June 2007
2 posts
GET BORN!
This is what we are oh-so-gently telling our baby in utero. Mommy no likey the swollen ankles anymore.
April 2007
3 posts
The Apple Product Cycle →
The obligatory “I’m waiting for Rev. B” discussion appears in the Mac forums. People who’ve been burned by first-generation Apple products open up their old wounds and bleed their tales of woe. Unsympathetic technophiles fire back with, “if you can’t handle the heat, stay out of the kitchen. pussy.” Everyone has this stupid argument for the twenty-third time.
“Maybe the island IS Jacob …”
– Keanu Reeves “Whoa” moment of the day …
“Merlin: Ooh! He’s got a 19-year old computer on his back! Leo:...”
– MacBreak Weekly 36: 4/4/07
March 2007
12 posts
“I would like to give birth to a cat … or a baby panda bear, or a baby...”
– My wife, apparently delirious at 30 weeks pregnant.
“Be patient and run smart. The body adapts slowly to increased mileage and it’s...”
– Randy Step, obsessed runner
Annoyance by proxy
I find it both ironic and annoying that our company’s proxy blocks access to useful sites like Google Groups, Lifehacker, and 43folders but allows access to eBay and the Myspace…
“Today on ‘Nerd Oprah’ : syllogomania .. compulsive hoarding Ask...”
– re: discarding old computers on this week’s rathole-certified edition of MacBreak Weekly
“Perhaps the genius of distance running is its supreme lack of utility. It...”
– Kevin Tiller, Sydney Australia
“Windows Vista … my God, it’s like a pimped-out Volkswagen Golf.”
– Andy Ihnatko, MacBreak Weekly 3/6/07
“The ride is compliant, but jiggly.”
– Consumer Reports, said of the Toyota FJ Cruiser. Can also be said of life.
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a favorite tumblelog : leo laporte →
